We’ve all been there. It’s the night before Halloween and you have to throw something together so you aren’t “that guy.” Luckily, some of the greatest men in history were minimalists, just like yourself. So dig into your closet, pull out a few basics and top it off with a carefully placed prop or two and a few good catch phrases. Happy Halloween, buddy.
“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
“It belongs in a MUSEUM!”
“We don’t make mistakes, just happy little accidents.”